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$ fortune -s -a
A word to the wise is enough.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes
$ date
Fri Jul 30 09:44:17 CEST 2010
$ calendar

$ ddate
Today is Sweetmorn, the 65th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3176
$ uptime
09:44:17 up 112 days, 16:47, 0 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
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